Chapter 2, Madam, the louder you call, the more pleased God becomes

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The Neville family's castle is several kilometers away from the town, and it takes the baron's servant quite some time to ride there on horseback. The commotion caused by the galloping horses unsettles the entire town, thus saving the Neville family's servants the trouble of waking up a prominent figure residing in the town.

The combination of the two startled the pure-hearted Strong with a sordid scene in his mind, far more shocking than watching the two guard dogs playing in front of the church. At this moment, the assistant bishop's worship of God was incessant and overflowing; after all, God is incredibly creative

Amen

Suddenly, the light brightened in front of him, and he stepped into empty space. Strong glared, realizing he had walked into the baron's bedroom, with the knights behind him swaying unsteadily. He thought disdainfully, "They know nothing and only create chaos! Let’s see how this priest resolves the situation!"

The howl that pierces the soul causes the stone chips from the ceiling to fall in a shower. Whether God is pleased or not, the bishop does not know; in any case, he, hetushucomcom, is certainly pleased now

The servant continuously lashed with the whip, leaving the horse's hindquarters marked with distinct stripes, which would surely evoke a sense of déjà vu and astonishment in the heathens from Africa who came to France for business. After all, in Africa, there are zebras.

Lisotte's wife has finally awaited her savior; with a shout from the assistant bishop, the towering yet chaotic Neville family knights are thrown into disarray

Madam, from now on, I will read a sentence, and you must repeat it after me without stopping, do you understand

At last, when the baron let out his twelfth wail of the night, Strangsh returned nonchalantly, supporting the hindquarters of two large men's horses, which had now completed the initial stage of transitioning from horse's rear to monkey's rear.

Upon hearing the bishop, this professional, the baroness decided to go all out

The seemingly pious bishop opened the Virgin Mary in his hands and waited for a moment without any response. He urged the woman, saying: "Madam, do call out! If you do not cry out a few times first, I cannot bless the child in your womb! You must understand that the pain of childbirth is a punishment from God that all women have had to endure since the time of Eve. Not only is any relief from labor pains considered a defiance against God, but God must also hear the cries of women repenting in order to be satisfied. You must understand that the pain of childbirth is a punishment from God that all women have had to endure since the time of Eve. Not only is any relief from labor pains considered a defiance against God, but God must also hear the cries of women repenting in order to be satisfied. Therefore, the louder you cry, the happier God will be. When He is pleased, my blessing will be much more effective! Do you understand?"

The people in the square shouted that the parish priest had arrived, and Strang, the restless attendant, helped him down from the horse. He asked in surprise, "Wasn't it said that the one giving birth was the baroness? Why is it a man's voice?"

"Baron Etienne de Neuville, I have arrived"

With a scrutinizing gaze sweeping around, Strong stood one meter away from the curtain that separated the room, where the baroness and her maids were.

The assistant bishop may not recall that the Bible mentions at https://m.hetushu.com that besides creating men and women, God also created another species that possesses the basic physical characteristics of a woman but retains male characteristics below. Adhering to the Creator's first principle of preferring a combination of male and female for less laborious work, Bishop Strong's mind wandered to another thought. If such a species truly exists, could there also be a species that has the basic physical characteristics of a man but retains female characteristics below? Following the Creator's first principle of preferring a combination of male and female for less laborious work, Bishop Strong's mind wandered to another thought. If such a species truly exists, could there also be a species that has the basic physical characteristics of a man but retains female characteristics below?

He took out his equipment, holding a "Hail Mary" in his left hand and a "Rosary" in his right hand. "What are you all doing blocking the way! A pregnant woman needs sufficient fresh air! She needs enough light! You are knights; have you forgotten all the virtues of knighthood?"

The assistant bishop, who was calling out, felt a slight disappointment; the baron was still the same baron, the baroness was still the same baroness, and God had not created the two types of people that the bishop had imagined.

At this moment, the Baroness was not alone in screaming with the picture book; all the knights, retainers, servants, livestock, cats, dogs, and even the chicks of the Neville family stood behind her

It turns out that the one who has been swaying in front of me all along is actually the Baroness, while the one next to her, who looks like a little girl, is the Baron? In a hurry, the assistant bishop recalled from memory, gesturing with his fingers in the air to outline a small arc, confirming that the Baroness's bosom was not much different. Then, Strong was struck by another question: "If the one who usually has a woman's appearance is the Baron, how could a man have such a bosom?"

With the endorsement of two major Catholic classics, a divine power, seemingly emanating from God, surged from the forehead down to the feet of the bishop. In a state of complete comfort, the Battle of Montgisard, which witnessed God's miracles over two hundred years ago, was once again reenacted at this moment. Just like the King of Jerusalem, Baldwin III, at that time, it was as if the very presence of God was there, with the powerless local assistant bishop of Lyon facing a group of iron cans as if he were in a realm devoid of humanity. The Battle of Montgisard, which witnessed God's miracles over two hundred years ago, was once again reenacted at this moment, just like the King of Jerusalem, Baldwin III, at that time, with the powerless local assistant bishop of Lyon facing a group of iron cans as if he were in a realm devoid of humanity.

With tears in his eyes, the baron gazed affectionately at Bishop Strong. He stood to one side, having managed to extricate himself from the baroness's lips before the priest rushed up to block the knights.

The assistant bishop of the Rhône department, Strang, opened the church door with a grim expression. He was quite displeased, as assistant bishops were always unhappy, likely because they would never have the chance to ascend to the position of bishop in their lifetime. However, tonight was different! He had encountered a heavenly summons in his dreams, where a radiant angel was about to shyly remove her outer garment to allow the bishop to touch her fluffy little wings. Damn that barking dog for waking him up!

Once again, the clergyman who witnessed the power of God found the path ahead blocked

However, regardless of his displeasure, Strong still has to make a trip to the Neville family's castle. If he angers the baron, the tax revenue for this year will not be collected, and if the bishop becomes displeased, then Strong will be finished.

The attendant smiled wryly and said, "We do not know either"